Following her loopy night time out with the Mary statue, we subsequent see Bridgette nursing a substantial hangover whereas in mattress with a really awake Larry. Actions which are clearly not on Bridgette’s “curing the hangover checklist”: studying to an excited toddler, or being learn to from stated excited toddler. Fortunately, the brand new custody association (which is a flowery means of claiming Bridgette and Rafi agreed to let Rafi have Larry for longer durations) is beginning and Rafi and Nelson relieve Bridgette of her parenting duties for the WE.
Bridgette being Bridgette nevertheless, she bristles at Nelson shushing Larry whereas she’s on the cellphone. I might wish to level out, once more, that whereas Bridgette clearly loves her son, she clearly is not the most effective instance of a mother or father and actually should not give different individuals parenting recommendation. Nelson wasn’t ignoring Larry or berating him, simply indicating she was busy and he might wait. Nelson, it seems, was attempting to e-book a hair appointment on the cellphone by repeatedly yelling “REPRESENTATIVE” at an automatic answering machine, as one does. If solely you may e-book hair appointments on-line like you are able to do the physician now, that may actually make my life simpler however alas… Again to the purpose, Nelson enjoys getting her hair performed at dry bars, and suggests Bridgette include. “Look higher, really feel higher” and all that and he or she’s 100% proper. Truthfully, I’ve all the time needed to attempt a dry bar however they do not exist in France, so I really want to get myself again to California or wherever (some place with no humidity so the results aren’t instantly ruined). Bridgette’s personal present hairdo appears how she feels: i.e. ratty and unmanageable however she declines and desperately tries to train off what she binge-ate. Which occurs to the most effective of us, who hasn’t desperately tried to get in form in a last-ditch try to suit into no matter outfit we would deliberate?
Rafi sending her a pic of all of them consuming (scrumptious trying) pancakes places Bridgette in a fair worse temper, as a result of allegedly Larry “cannot have this a lot sugar!” (textual content she would not ship out however needed to, similar to she needed to argue with Nelson in regards to the shushing). Pay attention Bridgette, you do your greatest however these pancakes are nonetheless in all probability the one actual, sort of nutritious, meals that Larry will devour all week, so let’s not deprive him of that. After venting to Eliza (who, I am unhappy to report, is a type of “do not know the distinction between you are/your” individuals which disappoints me to no finish), Bridgette lastly agrees to return to the dry bar, no less than to provide Nelson an earful of what she thinks of her parenting strategies.
On the dry bar, the place one can order a hairdo based mostly on apparently any movie star type, Bridgette not solely will get her hair performed, however will get it performed BLONDE, and with an outfit to match. The blonde half comes from this random bride to be who’s right here along with her bridesmaid group and who thinks it might be a good suggestion. I did not, and I used to be proper. Then once more, this bride to be, Goop worhsipping, girl additionally thinks Love Truly is an efficient film so I instantly knew there was no trusting her. She is correct about self care being useful whenever you’re feeling down, although. Though I definitely would not blame anybody utilizing the “consuming cookies in mattress all day” approach. Typically it helps, OK! Each teams find yourself at a polo match (ahh, the horse theme once more) however not earlier than Bridgette corners Nelson and offers her a bit of her thoughts. Nelson’s having none of it, as she ought to.
Issues take a bizarre flip then, with the bridal get together having blow-up doll replicas of themselves to take pics, the bride getting socked within the mouth and bleeding throughout her gown however repeating she’s positive, and Kevin Bacon all of the sudden showing out of nowhere, telling Bridgette she has a means together with his horse (Pegasus, why not), and continuing to cheat on his spouse with Bridgette.
As everybody could have guessed, this was only a
hungover fever dream and Bridgette wakes up as her common brunette self, texting Nelson that she will not make it to the dry bar, puking the surplus meals out of herself (so we are able to add bulimia to her afflictions?) and getting Larry again on the finish of the day as a result of she missed him an excessive amount of.
All in all an odd, however insightful episode. What did you all suppose? Does finger banging represent dishonest? Focus on! Simply kidding, however nonetheless, what a bizarre cameo from Kevin Bacon!